Week 10

Ok so this isn't going to well. I suck at picking all the games, so here is what we will do to rectify this situation, and possibly give myself a better name. I am only going to pick two college games and four NFL games. Therefore, it is more important for me to win those games, but I also get to sort the NFL games and throw out the ones that I want nothing to do with. I realize that this will give ammo to those of you that follow this, and I totally expect to hear vulgarities thrown at me as well as questions about my manhood and sexual preference. All I can say is bring it on, hopefully I will shut up the haters with a winning week.

COLLEGE

Ohio State (-15.5) vs. Illinois

We all feel like Ohio State is going to lose, and that they aren't that good. At the same time, I think that Illinois is an up and coming team, and Ron Zook has things going in the right direction. You also must not forget that Ohio State will be looking ahead to next week's battle with Michigan. Gimme Illinois in this one. Ohio State 24 Illinois 17 WINNER

Kansas (-6) at Oklahoma State

I am a little surprised that this spread is so low. That makes me like it even more. I picked against Kansas last week, in a game that they gave up nearly 4,000 yards of offense yet won the game by 40 points. I have never seen anything like that in my life, and I think there should be an asterisk next to their record as well as Barry Bonds, the Patriots, Barrack Obama, and Hillary Clinton (obviously because Barack isn't black and Hillary isn't a woman). Mike Gundy is a man on the other hand, in fact he's forty, and he will have his team ready to spoil the honeymoon for the Jayhawks. OSU wins outright. Oklahoma State 34 Kansas 33 LOSER

NFL

Tennessee (-4) vs. Jacksonville

Tennessee is going to turn into a spread covering machine during the second half. They might have the best defense in the league. They have just enough offense to win, mainly because of a steady running game. As long as VY doesn't turn the ball over the pick here is Tennessee. LOSER

Pittsburgh (-9.5) vs. Cleveland

As you all know I love this Cleveland team, and I think if they sneak into the playoffs they are a tough team to face. I think they are getting way too many points. Pittsburgh's defense is good, but can they shut down this explosive of a Browns team. I think they will slow them somewhat, and enough to win the game, but not enough to outrun that many points. Gimme the Browns and the points. Pittsburgh 28 Cleveland 21 WINNER

Arizona (-1.5) vs. Detroit

I like Detroit, and I think they are a better team than the Cardinals, but I don't think they win this one on the road. Arizona is a tough road trip for teams coming two time zones away for some reason. I hate Arizona, and they laid an egg last week, therefore they will get this one in a high scoring affair. Arizona wins late. Arizona 38 Detroit 35 WINNER

Seattle (-10) vs. San Francisco

Seattle is just a terrible team. They are feeding off one of the worst divisions in recent memory and on top of that they have played a weak schedule. Plus the fact that they have major injury concerns. San Francisco tries to win this one in the end, but comes up just short. Seattle 23 San Francisco 21 LOSER

3-3 ATS, 4-2 SU

I continue to suck. At least I didn't lost anyone anything but juice.........