NFL Network = 24.7 Crap

I hate the NFL network. Watching a game on there is the worst possible experience for me as a sports fan. I would rather watch a replay of a game from earlier in the week than watch a game live on that channel. Gumbel hates Collingsworth and can't stand it when he talks. I in turn hate Gumbel, because he sucks for one, and for two it is like he is reading the whole. He also never gets excited when a big play happens. I yearn for Gus Johnson when watching this crap.

Here are some thoughs I had while watching the game tonight:

If someone were videotaping me right now watching this game, it would look like the whole Art Shell as a coach video collection. Confused, angered, lost, and retarded all at the same time.

I wish Trent Dilfer was playing for Carolina.

I wish Vinny Testaverde was playing for Carolina.

I wish Art Shell was playing for Carolina.

I wish Jessica Simpson came up more on this broadcast. Sarcasm ooozing from your computer screen.

I wish I could have at least one shot of Art Shell coaching a game where Trent Dilfer was playing quarterback opposite of Vinny Testaverde, and Jessica Simpson was in the crowd.

I wish I wasn't watching this.

Can Gumbel make it more obvious that he wants Carolina to win this game?

Why couldn't T.O. have broken his ankle?

John Fox looks like the arrogant guy that gambles a lot at your local golf course.

Who is smarter, Art Shell or Trent Dilfer or Wade Phillips? Or Gumbel?

I hope tomorrow is better.